MISSION REPORT: FORT FUBAR (CLASSIFICATION: BLACK OPS EDITION) SITREP: How to Task Delegate Like a BOSS! Do you ever feel overwhelmed with tasks? Is your inbox blowin’ up like a Hezbollah pager? Then do I have a fix for you! It’s called the Task Delegation Matrix, and it will tell you right away how to…
MISSION REPORT: FORT FUBAR (CLASSIFICATION: BURN AFTER READING) SITREP: Hey Hey, Ho Ho, PAO has got to Go! “Did you see the latest article about the Guard in today’s newspaper?” – said no one since the death of newspapers 20 years ago. But still the Public Affairs Office continues to write journalistic pieces, in an…
MISSION REPORT: FORT FUBAR (CLASSIFICATION: THE MAN DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS) I will be 43 years old when I can retire on salary of over $160,000 a year, and that salary will only increase by inflation. I will never have to save another penny, which means the $160,000 a year I make in…
MISSION REPORT: FORT FUBAR (CLASSIFICATION: DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION)SITREP: Captain America Still Waiting on AGR Control Grade to become Major AmericaYou would think being an Avenger, single handedly defeating Hydra and winning World War II would merit a promotion in the military, but the powers that be at the fake entity with no authority over national…