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Month: February 2025

I flew six people and got a rental car for free just by being in the military!

Posted on February 21, 2025February 21, 2025 by fortfubar

MISSION REPORT: FORT FUBAR SITREP: I flew six people and got a rental car for free just by being in the military! Are you broke as joke and in desperate need of a vacation? Well, I know a way you can travel for virtually free! It’s called credit card rewards, and the secret hack here…

Why a fifth grader playing “Call of Duty” could out plan your staff

Posted on February 21, 2025March 26, 2025 by fortfubar

Mission Report: FORT FUBAR Imagine your Nick Saban (famous coach for the University of Alabama football team, “Roll Tide”) and you’re trying to create a sweet new offensive play. So, you tell your assistant coaches to come up with a few ideas for a new play that involves a run fake, with play action, where…

But did anything bad happen? The unfortunate truth of a “successful” command in today’s Army

Posted on February 21, 2025March 30, 2025 by fortfubar

MISSION REPORT: FORT FUBAR SITREP: But did anything bad happen? The unfortunate truth of a “successful” command in today’s Army Sure, your battalion may have jumped into enemy territory, defeated a division worth of enemy, and singlehandedly won the war, but you also had three SHARP cases in your rear detachment, thus you didn’t promote…

  • Stop doing the bare minimum, you lazy sack of crap!
    Patient: “I think I’m having a heart attack.” Nurse: “You are! Let...
  • The TSP Doesn’t Want You to Have Your Money! Or at Least it Seems That Way…
    I want my money, and I want it now! Or at least...
  • Combat MOS’s should get paid more to take the AFT
    You should get paid more if you do more. Apparently, this rational...
  • The Solution to the War Nobody Realizes is Still Going On (aka How to Fix Kosovo)
    In 1999, the U.S. led a NATO air campaign to stop Serbian...

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