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The Secret to Being Rich (Shhhh!)

Posted on March 28, 2025March 28, 2025 by fortfubar

Fubar 6 is rolling deep in cash. How did he do it? He knows the secret to being rich. A secret told to him by Robert Kiyosaki, author of “Rich Dad, Poor Dad.” And no, Fubar 6 does not actually know Mr. Kiyosaki. But what is cool about reading books is that basically you get…

The Ballads of Private William Jehoshaphat Snuffy and Sergeant Joe S. Ragman: A not so Tall Tale of compounding interest in the Wild West

Posted on March 6, 2025March 26, 2025 by fortfubar

Well, howdy there, partner. Fancy seeing you around these parts. A lot’s happened since your last visit. A couple of buckaroos hit it big. Oh, you didn’t hear? Well, saddle up and get ready to hear the not so tall tale of Private William J. Snuffy and Sergeant Joe S. Ragman. The Ballad of Private…

Why MAJ America leads better than CPT America

Posted on March 6, 2025March 26, 2025 by fortfubar

“I would love to see my son or daughter be led by the most inexperienced officer, especially in combat,” said no one ever. So then why does the army select Captains (CPT) and sometimes even First Lieutenants (LT) to be company commanders!? What if instead, we went with leaders who were more senior with more…

How to fund and build the border wall tomorrow

Posted on March 6, 2025March 26, 2025 by fortfubar

Currently the US is struggling keeping illegal immigrants from coming across the Mexican border into America. One of the common cited issues is a lack of a consistent border wall to act as an obstacle for illegals from immediately crossing the border. But building a wall has been highly politicized. Especially, deciding how it will…

I flew six people and got a rental car for free just by being in the military!

Posted on February 21, 2025February 21, 2025 by fortfubar

MISSION REPORT: FORT FUBAR SITREP: I flew six people and got a rental car for free just by being in the military! Are you broke as joke and in desperate need of a vacation? Well, I know a way you can travel for virtually free! It’s called credit card rewards, and the secret hack here…

Why a fifth grader playing “Call of Duty” could out plan your staff

Posted on February 21, 2025March 26, 2025 by fortfubar

Mission Report: FORT FUBAR Imagine your Nick Saban (famous coach for the University of Alabama football team, “Roll Tide”) and you’re trying to create a sweet new offensive play. So, you tell your assistant coaches to come up with a few ideas for a new play that involves a run fake, with play action, where…

But did anything bad happen? The unfortunate truth of a “successful” command in today’s Army

Posted on February 21, 2025March 30, 2025 by fortfubar

MISSION REPORT: FORT FUBAR SITREP: But did anything bad happen? The unfortunate truth of a “successful” command in today’s Army Sure, your battalion may have jumped into enemy territory, defeated a division worth of enemy, and singlehandedly won the war, but you also had three SHARP cases in your rear detachment, thus you didn’t promote…

If you’re smart, you’ll use these 3 financial planning tools

Posted on January 30, 2025March 26, 2025 by fortfubar

MISSION REPORT: FORT FUBAR SITREP: If you’re smart, you’ll use these 3 financial planning tools This is it boys. The only programs you need to make your financial independence dream come true. I have used dozens of planning tools and investing platforms throughout the years, devoting hundreds of hours to research and it all boils…

Everything you need to know to be rich, in 2 minutes

Posted on January 29, 2025March 26, 2025 by fortfubar

What is the secret to being rich? Buy things that make you money. How do I do that? Step #1: Get a job that makes money. Step #2: Live on less than you earn. Step #3: Invest the difference. What things should I buy that make me money? Stocks. Specifically, an S&P 500 index fund…

Withholding Policy: A leader’s way of saying you can’t be trusted

Posted on January 29, 2025March 26, 2025 by fortfubar

MISSION REPORT: FORT FUBAR (CLASSIFICATION: BETTER NOT TELL NOBODY) SITREP: Withholding Policy: A leader’s way of saying you can’t be trusted “Command me harder, Sir,” said no Battalion Commander ever! Yet when they become a Brigade Commander they’re all like, “I need to make sure all punishments and decisions are held at my level, because…

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