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Right now, you are a slave to the Man. You trade your most precious non-renewable resource – your time – for money. You work 40 hours a week or more, and the Man gives you a paycheck. But what if you didn’t have to work for money any more? What would you do with your time? If you want to be rich, self-sustaining, and get your time back, then read these articles. Everything you want to know about finance and how to be rich is here, including all of the things that I used to do it.

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