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Get ready to do some learnin’! This is where we dive into all things military and I shower you with endless pearls of tactical and technical wisdom. Bathe in my knowledge and implement my wisdom. The military spent millions on me, training me and deploying me. However, due to a series of staff weenie assignments, where I spent my time making other commanders look like Maximus Decimus Meridius (pre betrayal), I found myself unable to properly share this intellectual gold I had accumulated, with the troops. Thus my knowledge was in peril of dying with me [gasp!] (thanks Talent Management). “But no” says I! I judy chopped my last boss and started writing this here blog.

A wise man once said “knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, but wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in your fruit salad.” So sit back, don your tactical Wiley X readers, and get ready to get inspired to implement changes (and then swiftly get your dreams crushed by your inflexible, risk averse leadership).

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    Combat MOS’s should get paid more to take the AFT

  • The Solution to the War Nobody Realizes is Still Going On (aka How to Fix Kosovo)

    The Solution to the War Nobody Realizes is Still Going On (aka How to Fix Kosovo)

  • Why SMA Dailey Was So Great And How Others Can Learn From Him

    Why SMA Dailey Was So Great And How Others Can Learn From Him

  • The School for People Who Can’t AR 15-6 Investigate Good and Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Good, Too

    The School for People Who Can’t AR 15-6 Investigate Good and Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Good, Too

  • I Solved in 30 Seconds what the Army Still Can’t Do about the PT test!

    I Solved in 30 Seconds what the Army Still Can’t Do about the PT test!

  • The Absolute Best Way to Join the Military, Bar None!

    The Absolute Best Way to Join the Military, Bar None!

  • Why MAJ America leads better than CPT America

    Why MAJ America leads better than CPT America

  • Why a fifth grader playing “Call of Duty” could out plan your staff

    Why a fifth grader playing “Call of Duty” could out plan your staff

  • But did anything bad happen? The unfortunate truth of a “successful” command in today’s Army

    But did anything bad happen? The unfortunate truth of a “successful” command in today’s Army

  • Withholding Policy: A leader’s way of saying you can’t be trusted

    Withholding Policy: A leader’s way of saying you can’t be trusted

  • The TSP Doesn’t Want You to Have Your Money! Or at Least it Seems That Way…
    I want my money, and I want it now! Or at least...
  • Combat MOS’s should get paid more to take the AFT
    You should get paid more if you do more. Apparently, this rational...
  • The Solution to the War Nobody Realizes is Still Going On (aka How to Fix Kosovo)
    In 1999, the U.S. led a NATO air campaign to stop Serbian...
  • Why SMA Dailey Was So Great And How Others Can Learn From Him
    Without a doubt, the best Sergeant Major of the Army we have...

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