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What’s the maximum effective range of an excuse? ZERO METERS!!!

Warning: These posts may hit too close to home. Our world is so crazy that you might even believe these posts to be true! However, there are grains of truth (sometimes even boulders of truth) imbedded, which make it even funnier. But just like you sick call Rangers, these articles are not for the faint of heart! So, if you’re a delicate snowflake, go ahead and start strokin’ your therapy pet, and hunker down into your safe space. There’ll be no shelter here, the front line is everywhere, HOOAH!

  • Boone National Guard Center name changed to “Fort Nite” to help with recruiting

    Boone National Guard Center name changed to “Fort Nite” to help with recruiting

  • How to fund and build the border wall tomorrow

    How to fund and build the border wall tomorrow

  • How to Task Delegate Like a BOSS!

    How to Task Delegate Like a BOSS!

  • Captain America still waiting on AGR control grade to become Major America

    Captain America still waiting on AGR control grade to become Major America

  • The TSP Doesn’t Want You to Have Your Money! Or at Least it Seems That Way…
    I want my money, and I want it now! Or at least...
  • Combat MOS’s should get paid more to take the AFT
    You should get paid more if you do more. Apparently, this rational...
  • The Solution to the War Nobody Realizes is Still Going On (aka How to Fix Kosovo)
    In 1999, the U.S. led a NATO air campaign to stop Serbian...
  • Why SMA Dailey Was So Great And How Others Can Learn From Him
    Without a doubt, the best Sergeant Major of the Army we have...

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