People say to me all the time, “Hey FUBAR 6, you’re a man of limited intellectual capabilities, with little to no potential. How did you manage to have such a successful military career?” Well, it was by pure chance that I just happened to join the military in one of the most efficient ways to…
What is the TSP? The TSP is an employee sponsored (deferred compensation) retirement plan for federal employees. That’s fancy talk for saying that the TSP is simply an account that you can put money into to save for retirement. It acts just like a 401k (named after section 401k of the IRS code) but is…
In a shocking yet brilliant move, the Adjutant General has changed the name of the Kentucky National Guard headquarters from the “Boone National Guard Center” to “Fort Nite.” “We need to attract the next generation of soldiers and since we can’t seem to get these youngsters off their phones and into MEPS, we may as…
Fubar 6 is rolling deep in cash. How did he do it? He knows the secret to being rich. A secret told to him by Robert Kiyosaki, author of “Rich Dad, Poor Dad.” And no, Fubar 6 does not actually know Mr. Kiyosaki. But what is cool about reading books is that basically you get…
Well, howdy there, partner. Fancy seeing you around these parts. A lot’s happened since your last visit. A couple of buckaroos hit it big. Oh, you didn’t hear? Well, saddle up and get ready to hear the not so tall tale of Private William J. Snuffy and Sergeant Joe S. Ragman. The Ballad of Private…
“I would love to see my son or daughter be led by the most inexperienced officer, especially in combat,” said no one ever. So then why does the army select Captains (CPT) and sometimes even First Lieutenants (LT) to be company commanders!? What if instead, we went with leaders who were more senior with more…
Currently the US is struggling keeping illegal immigrants from coming across the Mexican border into America. One of the common cited issues is a lack of a consistent border wall to act as an obstacle for illegals from immediately crossing the border. But building a wall has been highly politicized. Especially, deciding how it will…
MISSION REPORT: FORT FUBAR SITREP: I flew six people and got a rental car for free just by being in the military! Are you broke as joke and in desperate need of a vacation? Well, I know a way you can travel for virtually free! It’s called credit card rewards, and the secret hack here…
Mission Report: FORT FUBAR Imagine your Nick Saban (famous coach for the University of Alabama football team, “Roll Tide”) and you’re trying to create a sweet new offensive play. So, you tell your assistant coaches to come up with a few ideas for a new play that involves a run fake, with play action, where…
MISSION REPORT: FORT FUBAR SITREP: But did anything bad happen? The unfortunate truth of a “successful” command in today’s Army Sure, your battalion may have jumped into enemy territory, defeated a division worth of enemy, and singlehandedly won the war, but you also had three SHARP cases in your rear detachment, thus you didn’t promote…